街道又发物资了。这次发了粽子。邻居里的老外一头雾水,不认识这东西,不知道怎么吃,在微信群求助。
我这个不会做饭的,给人家写了个英文操作手册:
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You lock the two Zongzi down in a boiling pot, and ask them to self quarantine for 15 minutes. Stepping outside the pot not allowed.
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Test them with a chopstick every minute. If the test result is negative, keep testing them until they become positive.
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After they are tested positive, extend a 7 minutes (close lid) + 7 minutes (open lid) lockdown arbitrarily.
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Finally, released them to your district level dish, and eat them.
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Remove the string and green protective gears if you find the green salad too hard to eat.
用中文说:
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把粽子封控在煮锅里。要求他们居锅隔离 15 分钟。期间足不出锅。
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拿一根筷子每 1 分钟检测一次。如果是阴性,继续检测,直到检测为阳性为止。
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锅里有阳性粽子以后,按自己意愿随意延长封控 7 分钟 + 7 分钟。
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最后,把粽子释放到区级盘子里面。开吃。
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如果粽子的绿色防护服吃起来太硬,可以考虑先移除。
不知道他们能吃上粽子吗?
我想,他们会含泪吃掉同病相怜的粽子的吧 。
后注:昨天的文章《“你对” :微信群一招制敌神器》里面的链接不能点,这是正确的链接:《总算明白 Stay Foolish 指的是什么了》